/LE FLIP TABLE
When mom says I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese's for...
Me before we get there: Wow really that place is for kids, it's boring man wtf am I gonna do there.
Me once we get there: OMG THE GAMES
MOM CAN I GET MORE COINS
*Pushes kid in the tunnel* MOVE BITCH
OH SHIT THAT'S CHUCKIE MOM TAKE A PICTURE WITH US TOGETHER
Mom: So it can go on Facebook?
Me: What? Fuck no.
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